Cute Health Advice from the Minions

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Worried over body image issues? Get over it. Listen to what the minions have to say!

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We love to be seen, and most importantly shove. Try get in our way, Spartan!

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I’m a cuddly being. I come from planet of Cuddles. Now dare you ask me to lose my Cuddles. I’m gonna cuddle you to death if you do that.

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Ouch! Breakups ain’t good.

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So the minions knew that too. Shame on you humans!

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Yikes! Optimism and fatness make a deadly combination.

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Yeah! You need a bigger body for storing all that awesomeness.

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Momma won’t be so angry next time!

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It’s THUG life! ( for the minions atleast)

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Unless of course you wanna take a revenge on somebody. Evilly clever! (Wink) (grin) (grin)

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Awww….so much for wishful thinking ๐Ÿ˜€

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Hehe….am a badass exercise gurl. Or maybe bad “ass” exercise gurl. Haha

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Eeks. Why didn’t I get an award already for all this smartness.

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Beware you naysayers! Bwaaahaha

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So what if I binge eat?

Po the Dragon Warrior: * I eat when I’m upset, okay?*ย  —Kungfu Panda (Movie)

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Hogwarts and Narnia are so out of fashion now.

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You ain’t got me yet, buddy. I’m coming for you!

Dare you mess up with these smartass minions ever. Or else….

 

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(P.S. I donโ€™t own these pics)

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